Russell HollyOct. 3, 2013 2:14 pmGeek Gear: 4 badass office toys that will improve any workplace

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Every office needs the proper tools. When you’re in between projects, waiting for code to compile, or the boss is on vacation and you need to blow off some steam, you should have the proper tools handy to deal with the non-task at hand. Whatever the occasion, there’s a handful of things that every office needs to make the most out of this all too infrequent goof off time. What you need are some badass office toys, and we’ve got four of the best out there.

Check out the gallery above for a visual walkthrough, or read on below for out justification of these weighty claim of awesomeness.

Suction cup, full foam jacket

This first in the list is a must-have, no matter what you do for a living. These aren’t just toys, they are survival tools critical to making it through the work day. Nerf guns — no matter how big or small — should be tucked away just in case you need to send a message or break an uncomfortable silence.

You can get single shot Nerf weapons for under $10, and enough ammo to keep you going even after the office manager comes and confiscates a few rounds. If you’re in a more entrenched combat situation, heavy duty Nerf weaponry gets a little pricey. That’s before you get into the deep, dark world of Nerf modding to optimize firing speed or effective range. Nerf weaponry is the best place to start, and if you don’t have one at your desk already you should really get to it.

The drone wars

Next up on the “must have” list is some kind of remote controlled distraction. Something that makes just enough noise to bother everyone in the office, but when they stop and look at what you are doing the mood changes from annoyed to amused. The best thing for most offices to accomplish this is the Parrot AR Drone. It’s a torso-sized quadcopter than can be driven with just about any smartphone or tablet in the office, so anyone can pick it up and enjoy themselves.

The AR Drone comes with a mounted camera that you can use to record whatever is going on over with the guys on the other side of the office, all controlled from within the app. There’s a padded casing that protects it from smacking into anything or anyone while flying it around indoors, and you can remove this padding when you take it outside and get a little more creative in flying it around. It’s hard to imagine a good reason not to have one of these in the office.

Warriors of light

The next item on our list of awesome office toys is equal parts dangerous and incredible. Sometimes you have a little more time to kill than others, and in those situations it’s great to dim the lights and bust out the 1W super laser from Wicked Lasers. They make this lightsaber-sized lasers in multiple colors, and even on their lowest setting they are bright enough to cause damage to the eyes. It’s best to use the special glasses that come with this laser, but once you do there’s all kinds of fun to be had.

As long as you aren’t accidentally setting things on fire, you can create some really cool light shows even in broad daylight. Also, Wicked Lasers sells and actual lightsaber attachment, allowing you to stroll through the office and demonstrate your clear dominance over the rest of the keyboard monkeys.

Magic plasma ball

Finally, there’s a piece of your childhood that really belongs in your office. Something that every single person you know would smile as they interacted with it, no matter what was going on. You can play with it when you’re on the phone, or when you’re in between tasks. The immortal Plasma Ball is something that adds fun to every office setting. They are almost always inexpensive, unless you opt for a larger version, and many of them are even USB powered now. They could be used as desk accessories or water cooler silliness. It’s one of those things that is almost always considered harmless fun, and way less likely to get you in trouble than the other things on our list.

There’s no shortage of other interesting and amusing things to have around the office, and thankfully very few of them have anything to do with getting actual work done.

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極客裝備：可以改善任何工作場(chǎng)所的4大辦公室玩具 geek齒輪：4個(gè)辦公室玩具，將提高任何辦公效率。

每個(gè)辦公室需要合適的工具。當(dāng)你在項(xiàng)目之間，等待程序進(jìn)行編譯，或者老板去度假了，你需要發(fā)泄一下，你應(yīng)該有適當(dāng)?shù)墓ぞ?，方便在手與非任務(wù)處理。不管是什么場(chǎng)合，每個(gè)辦公室需要充分利用這個(gè)非常罕見(jiàn)的偷懶時(shí)間。你需要的是一些壞蛋辦公室玩具。

看看畫廊之上為視覺(jué)漫游，或閱讀下面的這些重大索賠的魅力的理由。

吸盤，充滿泡沫外套

第一列表中是必不可少的，無(wú)論你是做什么的。這些都不只是玩具，他們是生存的工具，通過(guò)一天的工作的關(guān)鍵。應(yīng)該藏好，以防萬(wàn)一你需要發(fā)送一個(gè)消息或打破尷尬的沉默。

你可以得到單次削弱武器不足10美元，和足夠的彈藥，讓你即使在辦公室經(jīng)理來(lái)沒(méi)收了幾輪。在更為根深蒂固的作戰(zhàn)態(tài)勢(shì)，重型武器有點(diǎn)昂貴的削弱。黑暗的世界被改裝為優(yōu)化射擊速度和有效范圍。Nerf的武器是最開(kāi)始的地方，沒(méi)有一個(gè)在你的辦公桌已經(jīng)你應(yīng)該得到它。

無(wú)人機(jī)大戰(zhàn)

這讓辦公室里的每個(gè)人都有足夠的噪音來(lái)打擾大家，但是當(dāng)他們停下來(lái)看看你正在做的是什么心情改變的時(shí)候，你會(huì)很開(kāi)心。最好的事情是大多數(shù)辦公室來(lái)完成這是鸚鵡無(wú)人機(jī)。直升機(jī)可以驅(qū)動(dòng)只是在辦公室的任何智能手機(jī)或平板電腦，所以任何人都可以把它撿起來(lái)，享受自己。

AR無(wú)人機(jī)配備了一個(gè)攝像頭，你可以使用記錄的事情與人在對(duì)方的辦公室，從應(yīng)用程序中的所有控制。填充套管，防止撞到任何人或任何事而飛在室內(nèi)，你可以刪除這個(gè)填充，當(dāng)你把它和外面飛在得到更多一點(diǎn)創(chuàng)意。這很難想象一個(gè)很好的理由不在辦公室有一個(gè)。

下一項(xiàng)我們可怕的辦公室玩具名單的戰(zhàn)士是相等的部分危險(xiǎn)和令人難以置信的。有時(shí)你有更多一點(diǎn)的時(shí)間來(lái)殺死的人比其他人在這種情況下它；昏暗的燈光和掏出1W超級(jí)激光從邪惡的激光器的大。他們使這個(gè)光劍大小的多種顏色的激光，甚至在他們的最低設(shè)置他們很聰明，足以造成對(duì)眼睛的傷害。這最好使用到這種激光器的特殊眼鏡，但一旦你的各種樂(lè)趣都可以。

只要你不小心放火，你可以創(chuàng)造一些真正的冷光顯示甚至在光天化日之下。同時(shí)，邪惡的激光器銷售和實(shí)際光劍的附件，讓您漫步在辦公和展示在鍵盤的猴子的休息你的明顯優(yōu)勢(shì)。

神奇等離子球

最后，有一塊你的童年，真的是在你的辦公室。每一個(gè)你認(rèn)識(shí)的人都會(huì)微笑，因?yàn)樗麄兣c它互動(dòng)，無(wú)論發(fā)生什么事。你可以玩它，當(dāng)你再打電話，或者當(dāng)你在任務(wù)之間。不朽的等離子球是一件有趣的事情，每一個(gè)辦公室設(shè)置。他們幾乎都是廉價(jià)的，除非你選擇一個(gè)更大的版本，他們中的很多人現(xiàn)在甚至USB供電。它們可以用作書桌配件或水冷卻器的愚蠢。幾乎總是被認(rèn)為是無(wú)害的娛樂(lè)方式，而找你麻煩，可能比我們名單上的其他東西少。

不乏其他有趣的、好玩的東西都在辦公室，謝天謝地很少有人有什么要做的實(shí)際工作。